Showing results for tag "sarcasm"

We live our lives working to meet ends meet, to make rich people richer, to feed our family... then we die, not remembering how we spent our lives.

- Chad M. Lagiza
Submitted By: Chad M. Lagiza Tags: Life, Sarcasm, Dark
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We are bound by all these rules. The only problem is, these rules protect only a certain amount of people.

- Chad M. Lagiza
Submitted By: Chad M. Lagiza Tags: Life, Sarcasm, Dark, Depressing
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“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

- Mark Twain
Submitted By: Hell Tags: Death, Funeral, Sarcasm
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

- Voltaire
Submitted By: Don Tags: Sarcasm, Enemy, Against All
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