M. R. James
Some time ago I believe I had the pleasure of telling you the story of an
adventure which happened to a friend of mine by the name of Dennistoun,
during his pursuit of objects of art for the museum at Cambridge.
He did not publish his experiences very widely upon his return to
England; but they could not fail to become known to a good many of his
friends, and among others to the gentleman who at that time presided over an
art museum at another University. It was to be expected that the story
should make a considerable impression on the mind of a man whose vocation
lay in lines similar to Dennistoun's, and that he should be eager to catch
at any explanation of the matter which tended to make it seem improbable
that he should ever be called upon to deal with so agitating an emergency.
It was, indeed, somewhat consoling to him to reflect that he was not
expected to acquire ancient MSS. for his institution; that was the business
of the Shelburnian Library. The authorities of that might, if they pleased,
ransack obscure corners of the Continent for such matters. He was glad to be
obliged at the moment to confine his attention to enlarging the already
unsurpassed collection of English topographical drawings and engravings
possessed by his museum. Yet, as it turned out, even a department so homely
and familiar as this may have its dark corners, and to one of these Mr.
Williams was unexpectedly introduced.
Those who have taken even the most limited interest in the acquisition of
topographical pictures are aware that there is one Londondealer whose aid is
indispensable to their researches. Mr. J.W. Britnell publishes at short
intervals very admirable catalogues of a large and constantly changing stock
of engravings, plans, and old sketches of mansions, churches, and towns in
England and Wales. These catalogues were, of course, the ABC of his subject
to Mr. Williams: but as his museum already contained an enormous
accumulation of topographical pictures, he was a regular, rather than a
copious, buyer; and he rather looked to Mr. Britnell to fill up gaps in the
rank and file of his collection than to supply him with rarities.
Now, in February of last year there appeared upon Mr. Williams's desk at
the museum a catalogue from Mr. Britnell's emporium, and accompanying it was
a typewritten communication from the dealer himself. This latter ran as
We beg to call your attention to No. 978 in our accompanying
catalogue, which we shall be glad to send on approval.
To turn to No. 978 in the accompanying catalogue was with Mr. Williams (as
he observed to himself) the work of a moment, and in the place indicated he
found the following entry:
"978. - Unknown. Interesting mezzotint: View of a manor-house, early part
of the century. 15 by 10 inches; black frame. £2 2s.
It was not specially exciting, and the price seemed high. However, as Mr.
Britnell, who knew his business and his customer, seemed to set store by it,
Mr. Williams wrote a postcard asking for the article to be sent on approval,
along with some other engravings and sketches which appeared in the same
catalogue. And so he passed without much excitement of anticipation to the
ordinary labours of the day.
A parcel of any kind always arrives a day later than you expect it, and
that of Mr. Britnell proved, as I believe the right phrase goes, no
exception to the rule. It was delivered at the museum by the afternoon post
of Saturday, after Mr. Williams had left his work, and it was accordingly
brought round to his rooms in college by the attendant, in order that he
might not have to wait over Sunday before looking through it and returning
such of the contents as he did not propose to keep. And here he found it
when he came in to tea, with a friend.
The only item with which I am concerned was the rather large,
black-framed mezzotint of which I have already quoted the short description
given in Mr. Britnell's catalogue. Some more details of it will have to be
given, though I cannot hope to put before you the look of the picture as
clearly as it is present to my own eye. Very nearly the exact duplicate of
it may be seen in a good many old inn parlours, or in the passages of
undisturbed country mansions at the present moment. It was a rather
indifferent mezzotint, and an indifferent mezzotint is, perhaps, the worst
form of engraving known. It presented a full-face view of a not very large
manor-house of the last century, with three rows of plain sashed windows
with rusticated masonry about them, a parapet with balls or vases at the
angles, and a small portico in the centre. On either side were trees, and in
front considerable expanse of lawn. The legend "A.W.F. sculpsit" was
engraved on the narrow margin; and there was no further inscription. The
whole thing gave the impression that it was the work of an amateur. What in
the world Mr. Britnell could mean by affixing the price of £2 2s. to such an
object was more than Mr. Williams could imagine. He turned it over with a
good deal of contempt; upon the back was a paper label, the left-hand half
of which had been torn off. All that remained were the ends of two lines of
writing: the first had the letters - ngley Hall; the second, - ssex.
It would, perhaps, be just worth while to identify the place represented,
which he could easily do with the help of a gazetteer, and then he would
send it back to Mr. Britnell, with some remarks reflecting upon the judgment
of that gentleman.
He lighted the candles, for it was now dark, made the tea, and supplied
the friend with whom he had been playing golf (for I believe the authorities
of the University I write of indulge in that pursuit by way of relaxation);
and tea was taken to the accompaniment of a discussion which golfing persons
can imagine for themselves, but which the conscientious writer has no right
to inflict upon any non-golfing persons.
The conclusion arrived at was that certain strokes might have been
better, and that in certain emergencies neither player had experienced that
amount of luck which a human being has a right to expect. It was now that
the friend - let us call him Professor Binks - took up the framed engraving,
"What's this place, Williams?"
"Just what I am going to try to find out," said Williams, going to the
shelf for a gazetteer. "Look at the back. Somethingley Hall, either in
Sussex or Essex. Half the name's gone, you see. You don't happen to know it,
"It's from that man Britnell, I suppose, isn't it?" said Binks. "Is it
for the museum?"
"Well, I think I should buy it if the price was five shillings," said
Williams; "but for some unearthly reason he wants two guineas for it. I
can't conceive why. It's a wretched engraving, and there aren't even any
figures to give it life."
"It's not worth two guineas, I should think," said Binks; "but I don't
think it's so badly done. The moonlight seems rather good to me; and I
should have thought there were figures, or at least a figure just on the
edge in front."
"Let's look," said Williams. "Well, it's true the light is rather
cleverly given. Where's your figure? Oh yes! Just the head, in the very
front of the picture."
And indeed there was - hardly more than a black blot on the extreme edge
of the engraving - the head of a man or woman, a good deal muffled up, the
back turned to the spectator, and looking towards the house.
Williams had not noticed it before.
"Still," he said, "though it's a cleverer thing than I thought, I can't
spend two guineas of museum money on a picture of a place I don't know."
Professor Binks had his work to do, and soon went; and very nearly up to
Hall time Williams was engaged in a vain attempt to identify the subject of
his picture. "If the vowel before the ng had only been left, it would have
been easy enough," he thought; "but as it is, the name may be anything from
Guestingley to Langley, and thereare many more names ending like this than I
thought; and this rotten book has no index of terminations."
Hall in Mr. Williams's college was at seven. It need not be dwelt upon;
the less so as he met there colleagues who had been playing golf during the
afternoon, and words with which we have no concern were freely bandied
across the table - merely golfing words, I would hasten to explain.
I suppose an hour or more to have been spent in what is called
common-room after dinner. Later in the evening some few retired to
Williams's rooms, and I have little doubt that whist was played and tobacco
smoked. During a lull in these operations Williams picked up the mezzotint
from the table without looking at it, and handed it to a person mildly
interested in art, telling him where it had come from, and the other
particulars which we already know.
The gentleman took it carelessly, looked at it, then said, in a tone of
"It's really a very good piece of work, Williams; it has quite a feeling
of the romantic period. The light is admirably managed, it seems to me, and
the figure, though it's rather too grotesque, is somehow very impressive."
"Yes, isn't it?" said Williams, who was just then busy giving
whisky-and-soda to others of the company, and was unable to come across the
room to look at the view again.
It was by this time rather late in the evening, and thevisitors were on
the move. After they went Williams was obliged to write a letter or two and
clear up some odd bits of work. At last, some time past midnight, he was
disposed to turn in, and he put out his lamp after lighting his bedroom
candle. The picture lay face upwards on the table where the last man who
looked at it had put it, and it caught his eye as he turned the lamp down.
What he saw made him very nearly drop the candle on the floor, and he
declares now that if he had been left in the dark at that moment he would
have had a fit. But, as that did not happen he was able to put down the
light on the table and take a good look at the picture. It was indubitable -
rankly impossible, no doubt, but absolutely certain. In the middle of the
lawn in front of the unknown house there was a figure where no figure had
been at five o'clock that afternoon. It was crawling on all-fours towards
the house, and it was muffled in a strange black garment with a white cross
on the back.
I do not know what is the ideal course to pursue in a situation of this
kind. I can only tell you what Mr. Williams did. He took the picture by one
corner and carried it across the passage to a second set of rooms which he
possessed. There he locked it up in a drawer, sported the doors of both sets
of rooms, and retired to bed; but first he wrote out and signed an account
of the extraordinary change which the picture had undergone since it had
come into his possession.
Sleep visited him rather late; but it was consoling to reflect that the
behaviour of the picture did not depend upon his own unsupported testimony.
Evidently the man who had looked at it the night before had seen something
of the same kind as he had, otherwise he might have been tempted to think
that something gravely wrong was happening either to his eyes or his mind.
This possibility being fortunately precluded, two matters awaited him on the
morrow. He must take stock of the picture very carefully, and call in a
witness for the purpose, and he must make a determined effort to ascertain
what house it was that was represented. He would therefore ask his neighbour
Nisbet to breakfast with him, and he would subsequently spend a morning over
Nisbet was disengaged, and arrived about 9.30. His host was not quite
dressed, I am sorry to say, even at this late hour. During breakfast nothing
was said about the mezzotint by Williams, save that he had a picture on
which he wished for Nisbet's opinion. But those who are familiar with
University life can picture for themselves the wide and delightful range of
subjects over which the conversation of two Fellows of Canterbury College is
likely to extend during a Sunday morning breakfast. Hardly a topic was left
unchallenged, from golf to lawn-tennis. Yet I am bound to say that Williams
was rather distraught; for his interest naturally centred in that very
strange picture which was now reposing, face downwards, in the drawer in the
The morning pipe was at last lighted, and the moment had arrived for
which he looked. With very considerable - almost tremulous - excitement, he
ran across, unlocked the drawer, and, extracting the picture - still face
downwards - ran back, and put it into Nisbet's hands.
"Now," he said, "Nisbet, I want you to tell me exactly what you see in
that picture. Describe it, if you don't mind, rather minutely. I'll tell you
"Well," said Nisbet, "I have here a view of a country-house - English, I
presume - by moonlight.
"Moonlight? You're sure of that?"
"Certainly. The moon appears to be on the wane, if you wish for details,
and there are clouds in the sky."
"All right. Go on. I'll swear," added Williams in an aside, "there was no
moon when I saw it first."
"Well, there's not much more to be said," Nisbet continued. "The house
has one - two - three rows of windows, five in each row, except at the
bottom, where there's a porch instead of the middle one, and - "
"But what about figures?" said Williams, with marked interest.
"There aren't any," said Nisbet; "but - - "
"What! No figure on the grass in front?"
"Not a thing."
"You'll swear to that?"
"Certainly I will. But there's just one other thing."
"Why, one of the windows on the ground-floor - left of the door - is
"Is it really? My goodness! he must have got in," said Williams, with
great excitement; and he hurried to the back of the sofa on which Nisbet was
sitting, and, catching the picture from him, verified the matter for
It was quite true. There was no figure, and there was the open window.
Williams, after a moment of speechless surprise, went to the writing-table
and scribbled for a short time. Then he brought two papers to Nisbet, and
asked him first to sign one - it was his own description of the picture,
which you have just heard - and then to read the other which was Williams's
statement written the night before.
"What can it all mean?" said Nisbet.
"Exactly," said Williams. "Well, one thing I must do - or three things,
now I think of it. I must find out from Garwood" - this was his last night's
visitor - "what he saw, and then I must get the thing photographed before it
goes further, and then I must find out what the place is."
"I can do the photographing myself," said Nisbet, "and I will. But, you
know, it looks very much as if we were assisting at the working out of a
tragedy somewhere. The question is, Has it happened already, or is it going
to come off? You must find out what the place is. Yes," he said, looking at
the picture again, "I expect you're right: he has got in. And if I don't
mistake there'll be the devil to pay in one of the rooms upstairs."
"I'll tell you what," said Williams: "I'll take the picture across to old
Green" (this was the senior Fellow of the College, who had been Bursar for
many years). "It's quite likely he'll know it. We have property in Essex and
Sussex, and he must have been over the two counties a lot in his time."
"Quite likely he will," said Nisbet; "but just let me take my photograph
first. But look here, I rather think Green isn't up to-day. He wasn't in
Hall last night, and I think I heard him say he was going down for the
"That's true, too," said Williams; "I know he's gone to Brighton. Well,
if you'll photograph it now, I'll go across to Garwood and get his
statement, and you keep an eye on it while I'm gone. I'm beginning to think
two guineas is not a very exorbitant price for it now."
In a short time he had returned, and brought Mr. Garwood with him.
Garwood's statement was to the effect that the figure, when he had seen it,
was clear of the edge of the picture, but had not got far across the lawn.
He remembered a white mark on the back of its drapery, but could not have
been sure it was a cross. A document to this effect was then drawn up and
signed, and Nisbet proceeded to photograph the picture.
"Now what do you mean to do?" he said. "Are you going to sit and watch it
"Well, no, I think not," said Williams. "I rather imagine we're meant to
see the whole thing. You see, between the time I saw it last night and this
morning there was time for lots of things to happen, but the creature only
got into the house. It could easily have got through its business in the
time and gone to its own place again; but the fact of the window being open,
I think, must mean that it's in there now. So I feel quite easy about
leaving it. And, besides, I have a kind of idea that it wouldn't change
much, if at all, in the daytime. We might go out for a walk this afternoon,
and come in to tea, or whenever it gets dark. I shall leave it out on the
table here, and sport the door. My skip can get in, but no one else."
The three agreed that this would be a good plan; and, further, that if
they spent the afternoon together they would be less likely to talk about
the business to other people; for any rumour of such a transaction as was
going on would bring the whole of the Phasmatological Society about their
We may give them a respite until five o'clock.
At or near that hour the three were entering Williams's staircase. They
were at first slightly annoyed to see that the door of his rooms was
unsported; but in a moment it was remembered that on Sunday the skips came
for orders an hour or so earlier than on week-days. However, a surprise was
awaiting them. The first thing they saw was the picture leaning up against a
pile of books on the table, as it had been left, and the next thing was
Williams's skip, seated on a chair opposite, gazing at it with undisguised
horror. How was this? Mr. Filcher (the name is not my own invention) was a
servant of considerable standing, and set the standard of etiquette to all
his own college and to several neighbouring ones, and nothing could be more
alien to his practice than to be found sitting on his master's chair, or
appearing to take any particular notice of his master's furniture or
pictures. Indeed, he seemed to feel this himself. He started violently when
the three men came into the room, and got up with a marked effort. Then he
"I ask your pardon, sir, for taking such a freedom as to set down."
"Not at all, Robert," interposed Mr. Williams. "I was meaning to ask you
some time what you thought of that picture."
"Well, sir, of course I don't set up my opinion again yours, but it ain't
the pictur I should 'ang where my little girl could see it, sir."
"Wouldn't you, Robert? Why not?"
"No, sir. Why, the pore child, I recollect once she see a Door Bible,
with pictures not 'alf what that is, and we 'ad to set up with her three or
four nights afterwards, if you'll believe me; and if she was to ketch a
sight of this skelinton here, or whatever it is, carrying off the pore baby,
she would be in a taking. You know 'ow it is with children; 'ow nervish they
git with a little thing and all. But what I should say, it don't seem a
right pictur to be laying about, sir, not where anyone that's liable to be
startled could come on it. Should you be wanting anything this evening sir?
Thank you, sir."
With these words the excellent man went to continue the round of his
masters, and you may be sure the gentlemen whom he left lost no time in
gathering round the engraving. There was the house, as before, under the
waning moon and the drifting clouds. The window that had been open was shut,
and the figure was once more on the lawn: but not this time crawling
cautiously on hands and knees. Now it was erect and stepping swiftly, with
long strides, towards the front of the picture. The moon was behind it, and
the black drapery hung down over its face so that only hints of that could
be seen, and what was visible made the spectators profoundly thankful that
they could see no more than a white dome-like forehead and a few straggling
hairs. The head was bent down, and the arms were tightly clasped over an
object which could be dimly seen and identified as a child, whether dead or
living it was not possible to say. The legs of the appearance alone could be
plainly discerned, and they were horribly thin.
From five to seven the three companions sat and watched the picture by
turns. But it never changed. They agreed at last that it would be safe to
leave it, and that they would return after Hall and await further
When they assembled again, at the earliest possible moment, the engraving
was there, but the figure was gone, and the house was quiet under the
moonbeams. There was nothing for it but to spend the evening over gazetteers
and guide-books. Williams was the lucky one at last, and perhaps he deserved
it. At 11.30 p.m. he read from Murray's Guide to Essex the following lines:
161/2 miles, Anningley. The church has been an interesting
building of Norman date, but was extensively classicized in the
last century. It contains the tombs of the family of Francis,
whose mansion, Anningley Hall, a solid Queen Anne house, stands
immediately beyond the churchyard in a park of about 80 acres. The
family is now extinct, the last heir having disappeared
mysteriously in infancy in the year 1802. The father, Mr. Arthur
Francis, was locally known as a talented amateur engraver in
mezzotint. After his son's disappearance he lived in complete
retirement at the Hall, and was found dead in his studio on the
third anniversary of the disaster, having just completed an
engraving of the house, impressions of which are of considerable
This looked like business, and, indeed, Mr. Green on his return at once
identified the house as Anningley Hall.
"Is there any kind of explanation of the figure Green?" was the question
which Williams naturally asked.
"I don't know, I'm sure, Williams. What used to be said in the place when
I first knew it, which was before I came up here, was just this: old Francis
was always very much down on these poaching fellows, and whenever he got a
chance he used to get a man whom he suspected of it turned off the estate,
and by degrees he got rid of them all but one. Squires could do a lot of
things then that they daren't think of now. Well, this man that was left was
what you find pretty often in that country - the last remains of a very old
family. I believe they were Lords of the Manor at one time. I recollect just
the same thing in my own parish."
"What, like the man in Tess of the D'Urbervilles?" Williams put in.
"Yes, I dare say; it's not a book I could ever read myself. But this
fellow could show a row of tombs in the church there that belonged to his
ancestors, and all that went to sour him a bit; but Francis, they said,
could never get at him - he always kept just on the right side of the law -
until one night the keepers found him at it in a wood right at the end of
the estate. I could show you the place now; it marches with some land that
used to belong to an uncle of mine. And you can imagine there was a row; and
this man Gawdy (that was the name, to be sure - Gawdy; I thought I should
get it - Gawdy), he was unlucky enough, poor chap! to shoot a keeper. Well,
that was what Francis wanted, and grand juries - you know what they would
have been then - and poor Gawdy was strung up in double-quick time; and I've
been shown the place he was buried in, on the north side of the church - you
know the way in that part of the world: anyone that's been hanged or made
away with themselves, they bury them that side. And the idea was that some
friend of Gawdy's - not a relation, because he had none, poor devil! he was
the last of his line: kind of spes ultima gentis - must have planned to get
hold of Francis's boy and put an end to his line, too. I don't know - it's
rather an out-of-the-way thing for an Essex poacher to think of - but, you
know, I should say now it looks more as if old Gawdy had managed the job
himself. Booh! I hate to think of it! have some whisky, Williams!"
The facts were communicated by Williams to Dennistoun, and by him to a
mixed company, of which I was one, and the Sadducean Professor of Ophiology
another. I am sorry to say that the latter when asked what he thought of it,
only remarked: "Oh, those Bridgeford people will say anything" - a sentiment
which met with the reception it deserved.
I have only to add that the picture is now in the Ashleian Museum; that
it has been treated with a view to discovering whether sympathetic ink has
been used in it, but without effect; that Mr. Britnell knew nothing of it
save that he was sure it was uncommon; and that, though carefully watched,
it has never been known to change again.
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